Spent last night fantasizing about being a sniper and picking off twatty faux hippy girlies on their boyfriend's shoulders at Glastonbury, giving it big peace signs at the endless march of clean living well coiffed media boys strumming a weak stream of pappy low res guitar based preppy smugness... yes Friendly Fires I do mean you - and don't even get me started on Coldplay. I envisage their heads opening like dropped melons and their underused grey matter spilling all over their fucking fairy wings and their stupid juvenile love heart face paint. Double points if they're waving a look at meeeeeeeee cunty fucking banner about like the self important little shit boxes they are.
Spent last night fantasizing about being a sniper and picking off twatty faux hippy girlies on their boyfriend's shoulders at Glastonbury, giving it big peace signs at the endless march of clean living well coiffed media boys strumming a weak stream of pappy low res guitar based preppy smugness... yes Friendly Fires I do mean you - and don't even get me started on Coldplay. I envisage their heads opening like dropped melons and their underused grey matter spilling all over their fucking fairy wings and their stupid juvenile love heart face paint. Double points if they're waving a look at meeeeeeeee cunty fucking banner about like the self important little shit boxes they are.