Foffa Bikes

and add clearance for proper town bike tyres with mudguards, and slacken the angles to suit the riding position and intended use, and drop the gear to something you might actually be able to use on a slow bike, and a second brake because it needs a freewheel, and a rack to take your shopping, and a chainguard so you can ride it in your good trousers...

FTFU :

Problem solved.