Seeing as I quite politely asked the question, I'm surprised at all the macho big man answers. But in hindsight it's probably de facto on this forum.
I don't think you realise what a cliche you are. Your learning to ride from Lucas Brunelle 'tube videos?
We all watched those back in 2007. Around the same time some of us bought coloured Velocity rims, and courier bags, and kryptonite locks and carried our keys on chains and did skids etc. But we all knew that's not how you ride your bike every day.
I don't think you realise what a cliche you are. Your learning to ride from Lucas Brunelle 'tube videos?
We all watched those back in 2007. Around the same time some of us bought coloured Velocity rims, and courier bags, and kryptonite locks and carried our keys on chains and did skids etc. But we all knew that's not how you ride your bike every day.
Only a twat would think that.