Anyone who's not skitching has lost their edge. If anyone reading this has considered doing it, stop dicking around and get on with it. Do it. Get on your phucksie bike and do it.
And don't piss around with slow speeds and small vehicles. Get out there in the fast lane and grab onto the biggest motherfucking HGV you can find. Do it at night. Don't use foot retention or brakes - that's for pussies.
g.L.