Worst (hilarious) injuries

at age 9-10 I hated bees and wasps since I was bitten by one and I didn't like it.
In search of revenge I was chasing one on my bmx witch chopped off bars.
While trying to reach for one (to take it home and torture it to repay for my pain) I've managed to fell and went on the chopped off bars - bars went straight through the flesh and did get stuck in between ribs.

Still hate bees.

True story.

Bees and wasps sting. They can actually bite, but that doesn't happen hardly at all.

A handlebar going through the ribs sounds fucking horrible though.

If this happened recently, hope you're ok.