I hate

That advert on the radio where some guy called Mike is happy because he's buying stuff online and keeps going "wahey!"

Every fucking commercial break!

Yeah... Basically all ads.

That instant coffee ad Catfood posted is a fucking abomination.

"My smug sense of self-entitlement and all the overpriced baubles I surround myself with to make up for my distinct lack of anything resembling a soul. My penchant for cynically jumping on piss-weak bandwagons. My willingness to sell shite coffee in the most self-satisfied manner at a moment's notice providing I get paid enough to put an extra pair of balls on my vintage, knitted, roll-top bell-end of a chin."

fucking spotify adverts. especially this fucking kopparberg one.

your cider tastes like weak piss anyway you fucking doss prick

reading this back i may have been getting a bit worked up over nothing

fucking spotify adverts. especially this fucking kopparberg one.

your cider tastes like weak piss anyway you fucking doss prick

Sign up for unlimited, it's what, nearly 2 beers less per month? Soo worth it.

yeah, i'm giving it hard thought at the moment

Go for the months free trial of premium first and then downgrade to to unlimited the day before they take the first payment :)

That is, unless you get taken in by the novelty of being able to play all your playlists on our smartphone. That nearly got me. Nearly...

Mark Radcliffe ruined 6music. Nemone was annoying, but spoke less.

I hate that bloke who does the "first time" thing, he also tries to be funny on the shaun keavney thing.

I get the impression he's trying to be comedy dave. Imagine that, trying to be comedy dave, even comedy dave is trying to be comedy dave. I've never listened to comedy dave, but I'm sure I get the idea

I hate ebay 'confirm bid'

FFFUUUUUUUUUUU

I hate that bloke who does the "first time" thing, he also tries to be funny on the shaun keavney thing.

I get the impression he's trying to be comedy dave. Imagine that, trying to be comedy dave, even comedy dave is trying to be comedy dave. I've never listened to comedy dave, but I'm sure I get the idea

Shit man, don't hate on him, he used to be in Menswear. Thats surely punishment enough.

VB was in menswear.

i hate peasants in horse and cart

...the fact that every time something remotely asian forms part of the narrative of some piss poor tv advert, you can rest assured there will be some cod-oriental plinky plonk chopstix music to hammer the point home. im looking at you hsbc. hey! lets have some fucking bongo drums playing every time a black person pops up. fucking racist shit-mongers, fuck off and die you soulless, piss lazy ad-industry cockmonglers.

orange mobile arse shitters where is the transfer of my old number? where is my fucking credit? where the fuck is your cuntstomer service. get fekked you fackin fuckers. fuck.

I got a cheap deal on phones4u, after a couple of week sthey sent me a series of text questionaires on customer satisfaction. I wrote that i couldn't read, now they won't stop phoning me.

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...the fact that every time something remotely asian forms part of the narrative of some piss poor tv advert, you can rest assured there will be some cod-oriental plinky plonk chopstix music to hammer the point home. im looking at you hsbc. hey! lets have some fucking bongo drums playing every time a black person pops up. fucking racist shit-mongers, fuck off and die you soulless, piss lazy ad-industry cockmonglers.

Repped.

And in a similar but less offensive vein, music research in telly programmes being literal to the point of absurdity. If there’s an aeroplane soaring across the sky, you can be sure they’ll cue ‘I’m Leaving on a Jet Plane’. If there’s a car driving down a road at night it’ll be ‘Drive All Night’ by Bruce Springsteen (or possibly ‘Drove all Night’ by Roy Orbison). If there’s a chicken walking across the screen... B-b-b-b-bird bird bird, b-b-b-b-bird, Everybody’s heard about the word.

Bring back library music, creativity and lateral thinking to television please!

WooHoo...

As in..

I have tickets for the Olympics.. WooHoo!

ffs

I hate that i got a refund on my Glastonbury ticket... what a twat!

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