Jokes / Joke du jour!

I prefer 'A Buddhist walks up to a NYC hot dog vendor and says 'Can you make me one with everything?'

It's more believable that way ahem

The vendor says 'Sure buddy, that'll be $3' and hands over the hot dog.
The Bhuddist hands over a $5 bill, and after a protracted and slightly uncomfortable pause asks the vendor for his change.
'Ah,' says the vendor, 'Change comes from within.'