Currently using the TFL Oyster website to work out how the fuck I got home.
I got on a 35 bus to London Bridge but that was approximately 90 minutes after I left Smithfield and I have a slightly sickly feeling I probably took a Boris bike for a spin some point before that but the details aren't available yet.
Note to self, a small salt beef sandwich does not actually constitute "lining the stomach" for an evening of tramp beers. Good times.
KEN bike ffs