Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Challenge accepted.

I rode a 9 mile off road trail in cornwall last year on 23c slicks last year. It was fine

muddy trails fixed on 28c randos was a good laugh... won't be going out of my way to do it again any time soon though.

What I really want to see is how these braklez with no foot retention bikes are ridden.

Maybe ask Foffa or Mr Caramel Espresso? They seem to flog plenty of bikes set up this way, so surely they has the teknikques!