Stolen bikes

Just had a bit of shock (maybe not all that surprising really) - cycling around wimbledon at lunch I stopped 2 PC's on the fly. Asked them if they knew anything about the Cycle Task Force and if they knew a number or where I could find a number...
The response was less than encouraging:
PC #1 - "The Cycling Task Force?" (glance at eachother)
PC #2 - "What's that? - Never heard of that"
Me #1 - "Er, that's what I was hoping you could tell me..."
PC #1 - "Well it's nothing to do with the PO-lice mate, not part of it"
PC #2 - "You'll have to talk to the officer looking in to your stolen bike"

I did, he knows nothing either! Is it defunct?? Or did I stumble across PC Dim and PC Dumb?

Oliver seems to know about them could be that he is your man.