Spotted...

i called a bloke a "div" on my commute this morning.

The div pushed past me at the lights, then failed to get away when the lights changed...then when he finally woke up he turned left into Lambeth Road, cutting right across me forcing me once again to have to brake, and swerve. i shouted "Well don't overtake me then you DIV!" and was rewarded with a hearty chuckle from someone behind me... which made me laugh.

Ahhhhh. fun times.

You missed the part where the street ran with blood, and you bestrode the remains of his body, still-beating heart in your hand?