Last night I was subjected to just under two hours of utterly nonsensical clap-trap and possibly the least entertaining of all the Marvel films of recent times. Thor was not only badly acted, it was badly directed (stick to Shakespeare, Branagh) and I really have to wonder why Oscar winners like Natalie Portman and Sir Anthony Hopkins would really bother with such utter shite.
The pouting gingery-blonde actor in the title role was more wooden than Epping Forest and had all the acting capability of an Eastenders extra.
That's two hours of my life I'll never get back - fuck you very much.
Last night I was subjected to just under two hours of utterly nonsensical clap-trap and possibly the least entertaining of all the Marvel films of recent times. Thor was not only badly acted, it was badly directed (stick to Shakespeare, Branagh) and I really have to wonder why Oscar winners like Natalie Portman and Sir Anthony Hopkins would really bother with such utter shite.
The pouting gingery-blonde actor in the title role was more wooden than Epping Forest and had all the acting capability of an Eastenders extra.
That's two hours of my life I'll never get back - fuck you very much.