Office Pranks

Hide fermented fish or Durian in his office.

undo all the bolts in his chair

Change the shortcuts to programs he uses regularly. So opening what looks like Word opens Calc etc.

Tape the phone reciever down so it continues ringing when he picks up.
Tie the handset end of the phone cable to the base end so that he picks up the entire phone when it rings.

kill him with electricity then fall asleep during his funeral.

Fill his umbrella with the collected bits of paper from hole-punches.

^chads.

If you have two people who sit opposite each other, swap their mice over. Works even better if they go for lunch together and get back at the same time.

^chads.

^chads.

I love that there's a specific word for this.

We did the 2 mice trick. He ended up in a weird strop for the rest of the day and was on the phone to IT for at least 30 minutes while they remotely logged on to his PC. Still none the wiser.
Does it work with keyboards too?

Tried the whole Ctrl + Alt + Curser key thing, but for some reason it doesn't work on our office PCs...

Does it work with keyboards too?

Yes, it does.

I advise you to only use the return and the space keys rather than writing "COCK COCK COCK" over anything he's typing into. The latter is more immediately gratifying but the former will last much longer because it's such subtly baffling behaviour.

Hide fermented fish or Durian in his office.

yes. or sprinkle N-Butyric Acid everywhere. It's replace soft furnishings time, because the smell won't ever go....

(provided he has speakers) get a sound clip of a porno and then assign it to when he logs off. its great because you have to wait for it to shut down in its own time and hear everything.

or, a jim halpert special.
over a series of weeks, slowly put more and more pennies inside his work phone.
then one week, take them all out and he will hit himself in the face with his own phone.

It's a good working environment. We can get away with a variety of practical jokes here. Managers are also up for it, so i can involve them if required.

Sounds as if it'll be your turn sometime?

I love that there's a specific word for this.

It came to prominence during George W Bush's 'election', in particular the counts in Florida.

I've always thought that spraying spray-mount over someone and then emptying the hole punch over them would be funny.

office tar and feathers.

Point the office fan at him, and open the hole punch in front of the fan.
btw, that trick with the pennies in the phone, I am lining that up for someone right away, excellent!

In my officer I'm a big fan of photoshopping my coworkers faces on to things and then inserting them into the proofs for the inane brochures i have to make all day.

I also enjoy doing subtle little photoshops to peoples background and any photos they bring in for their desk.

My boss also has a twin brother who is a bit famous, he's rather jealous of him and got very annoyed when someone mistook him for his brother on a work night out. Ever since i change any instance of his name i come across to his brothers and any photos we use of him are always his brothers face.

My boss also has a twin brother who is a bit famous...

who is he?

good famous or shit famous?

Put a mackeral in their office phone handset, or better still, near the power source in computer.

Constantly add pens to their collection.

Move their drawers around every time they are away from desk.

Fill keyboard with biscuit crumbs.

Change chair position constantly.

A thennd add another mackeral :p