Can you guys Trackstand?

Medical science tells us that the best way to determine the dominant or 'boss' leg is to stand with feet together and get a 'mate' to shove a tent peg or other sharp implement into your kidney (either) from behind. The foot you put forward first, before the pain makes you black out and collapse, is on your 'boss' leg.

An inferior method is to put yourself into a situation where people threaten to cut one of your legs off (genuinely or as part of an act, which you must nevertheless believe). The leg you choose to keep, if you are given the choice, is your 'boss' leg.

Doesn't really work, I automatically put my right foot forward because I'm such a spaz on my L/H side. Me left leg is in fact stronger