Spotted...

BMMF (Blank Me to My Face) - eating a sandwich and crossing Tottenham Crt Rd. Responded to my whistle with a nod before doing one.

And grey haired man on Langster who back and forth-d with me round Regents Park - give me a fucking brake mate. You overtake me with only just enough power, brake, and then pull into my line making me pull my calf with an emergency skid — then you come back for more after the next lights? At least apologise?

Hello - I was eating my pre-T(h)NRC 'panini campagnolo' from Italia Uno. Totally in the gustatory zone. I don't really know what you look like, even without the generic physiognomy presented by a cycling helmet/shades combo, so apologies if I appeared all like meh and shit.

Saw adoubletap at the top of Shaftesbury Avenue about an hour later, on my way to the next shift. Ships in the night day.