Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It's the bicycle equivalent of a Vauxhall Vectra, lowered, body kit, black mags, noisy exhaust. Aggro.

I would drive this http://i53.tinypic.com/103ssb9.jpg But then again, I'm a chav.

I would also ride that bike with a different saddle and bar tape, and in a bigger size where the geometry doesn't look as crooked.