Osama dead

Was having a discussion with some security colleagues, and an interesting hypothesis appeared.

*What if Bin Laden had actually been killed just hours before the Royal Wedding? Of course the US governmebt would be in touch with the British government straight away, and they would have discussed how to release the news. News like that isn't just given out, it is managed. The British government ask if its possible to delay the news by a couple of days, as the Royal Wedding is now due, and would have a targeted audience of maybe 2 billion. It would be the perfect opportunity for an attack that would be guaranteed the widest television and media audience ever. Militants could then send suicide teams to take out the Queen, or the wedding couple. It would be a disaster for the Coalition Forces, and a huge victory for Al Queda. *

*Then a time is arranged to release the news, and within hours, before any news organisation can even get an interview, the body is buried rapidly at sea. The complex is set alight in a firefight, but there were no witnesses to Bin Laden's body being removed from the blazing mansion. But the Pakistani TV keep showing the blaze, which keeps simple people believing the whole tale. *

None of the above is true....and David Kelly did commit suicide.

I am surprised is had taken so long for the idiotic conspiracy theorises to materialize.