The Royal Fucking Wedding

Rowan Atkinson should be given a long, lingering excrutiatingly painful death for inflicting Mr Bean upon the world.

BUT!!!

YouTube - Hugh Laurie is all man

Dancing James ?

Hated as much.

Well I thought that was absolutely lovely. Kate looked ravishing and that Aston Martin was so stylish :)

Kate Middleton asks the Queen: "What's the secret to a long marriage?"

Queen replies: "Always wear a seatbelt and never piss me off!"

Ha ha, reminds me of another one.

What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip?
Killed in a tunnel.

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Kate's the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi

France seem to do okay on tourism and look what they did to their Royal Family.

They killed them and then France became a Republic and the French people were happy ever after. Corruption and nepotism became a thing of the past.

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Kate's the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi

oof!

^ wedding finished a while ago. not too sure about legality of protestation against historical fact.

also..can you define 'turned up'?

lulz

Alright smartarse, it was (or possibly still is) illegal to protest against the wedding, in London, on the day. By 'turned up' I mean 'the crowd numbered X amount of people' i.e. approx. 1 million for the wedding and between 250,000 - 500,000 for March 26th depending on who you believe. 'lulz' indeed.

Where's Hippy when you need him?
The Ausso loves the Royals.
Anyway, William has done well for himself, getting a girl like that with his inbred looks is quite an achievement to be honest. But to rub our faces in it like that is not right.

I was out riding my bike.
The benefit of this royal whatsit is a day off and very little traffic. #win

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Kate's the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi

Only 6 months old...

Yeah I know. But still topical

So, where are the naked pics of the new Duchess then?

Guilty for trying

I went to sainsbury's when that wedding bollocks was on. It was like being on Dale's Supermarket Sweep.

I went to sainsbury's when that wedding bollocks was on. It was like being on Dale's Supermarket Sweep.

Ha! I went to Portobello Market, perfect time to go as TOTALLY septic free!

http://twitpic.com/4r4gjz

Repost. Do keep up.

If we want to save money, surely the first port of call before binning the monarchy would be to stop giving "aid" money to countries like Pakistan?

If we want to save money, surely the first port of call before binning the monarchy would be to stop giving "aid" money to countries like Pakistan?

I'd replace all British with Poles. That would save money.

that would change English Breakfast to Polish breakfast, fulla cabbage and pickles. No thanks.

Tyskie & Amber Leaf more like.

english people are hilarious

hi-la-ri-OUS!