The Royal Fucking Wedding

That's the point though isn't it? We never get close enough to have anything against them personally. Even you at St. Andrews weren't allowed to get close enough to hate the cunt properly.

I would like to be the first to suggest that we eat these privileged twats.

btw, how on earth would you know he had his head wired on 'properly' ?

I hate all of these royal fuckers and I hope they all die before I have to pay for any more of them to get married.

Merry Xmas

I was basing it purely on 3 encounters I had with him (reflecting also my lowly status i suppose...) :

1) serving him food in a local (and rather shite) restaurant-he was polite, didn't mind my rather half arsed style of food delivery and left a nice but not ostentatious tip.

2) I saw him shopping in tescos and he was at the next checkout. He opted for pepperoni pizza instead of something obscene like pineapple.

3) I heard him call a girl a 'smelly badger' in the pub. She was indeed a smelly badger, so I can only concede that his judgement is sound on that front too.

For the rest, I have no idea, but I bet Kate turns into a right old bunny boiler-she's got the look about her...