• [a deflated jesus, getting his ass whooped in a boxing match by satan, turns to the south park lads for advice]
    Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
    Jesus: Who said that?
    Stan: You did, Jesus.
    Jesus:[inspired] You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
    Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
    Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.

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