• The last time I met Max he told me "I've always been a true Skateboarder at heart... bikes are for ponces".
    True story.

    But he was a roadie at heart, and before that a courier at heart

    I have a feeling that he is - what ever he is doing at that moment - at heart.

    So catch him fapping and he would probably say, "I am a wanker at heart."

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