Walking from Hackney to St Panc with a monster

That site looks great.

You could be right. It wasn't technically squatting but: I was there because I was selling a flat in Bethnal to move to another one with my then girlfriend but due to an almighty cock up there was a six month gap between moving out of one and being able to move into the next place so after going nuts down at the estate agents, he sorted us out with this shit hole in Homerton they were trying to sell and gave us £200 and told us to keep schtum.

We were sat there one morning reading the papers in bed and the estate agent from another office called and said he was coming round to show someone it but in five minutes as he was on his way. So anyway, we get out of bed and try and make the place a tiny bit presentable and this woman walks in with the agent with us sat there, takes one look around and says in a very loud voice: 'I honestly don't know how people can live like this' and walked out. Cheers love.

Yeah -definitely due to all the negative currents channeled along the ley lines under Upper Clapton Road, and the Pembury Estate Stone Circle.

Keatons Estate Agents needs to be investigated as the centre of this vortex. I'm off down Hackney Archives to do some crystal readings on tithe maps