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• #3727
At least he predicted the rise of the 80s vintage clothing.
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• #3728
oh man. much as i hate to nominate myself two wins in two days*
*aside, i don't hate it at all. i LIVE for it.
but i just did a cracking, albeit entirely unintentional, dad joke win.
a few weeks back i saw these cute little scrabble tile pendants in the sunday times magazine. the missus (who's a big scrabble fan) was away on holiday at the time so i thought, "that'll make a nice gift" and ordered one with her initial on. they sold out due to the times piece, so took a while but turned up today.
the lady friend just rang me from the flat to say "guess what i'm wearing?" after a few not very funny and intentionally wrong guesses she told me. i asked her to send me a picture. the picture just arrived. a close up of the chestal area with the scrabble tile pendant perched on top.
without thinking i replied
"nice rack".
hehehe
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• #3729
cool story bro..
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• #3730
maybe you didn't understand what i said because it's so funny. i said "NICE RACK!"
ahahhahahaha
ohhhh
*wipes eyes
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• #3731
nice rack!
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• #3732
like in scrabble!
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• #3733
After spending a fortune on some summer kids clothes in Next I was given a scrap of paper together with a receipt. It turned out the girl at the check out decided that I know who to take care of a female.
I'm married and I was there with a child. What makes you think I have any cash left over to treat you to a date/gifts? Silly girl - find someone single with a hedge fund.
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• #3734
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• #3735
i'm wasted on you people.
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• #3736
especially you phil.
i will hunt you down and i will kill you.
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• #3737
After spending a fortune on some summer kids clothes in Next I was given a scrap of paper together with a receipt. It turned out the girl at the check out decided that I know who to take care of a female.
I'm married and I was there with a child. What makes you think I have any cash left over to treat you to a date/gifts? Silly girl - find someone single with a hedge fund.
Which next and do you think I need to borrow a child?
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• #3738
Which next
It's *what *next.
and yes.
what for?
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• #3739
which for?
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• #3740
i'm wasted on you people.
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• #3741
or maybe just wasted
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• #3742
Which next and do you think I need to borrow a child?
I'd like to protect her identity. Anyway, she's got a quite high threshold of initial spendings in place. And you'd have to be good looking like me*
*)a lie
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• #3743
or maybe just wasted
don't you think it's too early?
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• #3744
oh man. much as i hate to nominate myself two wins in two days*
*aside, i don't hate it at all. i LIVE for it.
but i just did a cracking, albeit entirely unintentional, dad joke win.
a few weeks back i saw these cute little scrabble tile pendants in the sunday times magazine. the missus (who's a big scrabble fan) was away on holiday at the time so i thought, "that'll make a nice gift" and ordered one with her initial on. they sold out due to the times piece, so took a while but turned up today.
the lady friend just rang me from the flat to say "guess what i'm wearing?" after a few not very funny and intentionally wrong guesses she told me. i asked her to send me a picture. the picture just arrived. a close up of the chestal area with the scrabble tile pendant perched on top.
without thinking i replied
"nice rack".
hehehe
I'd like those two minutes of my life back please dooks
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• #3745
maybe you didn't understand. i said...
OH NEVER MIND!
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• #3746
*flounce
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• #3747
keep going dooksy, i've been needing a monologue for a script i'm writing..
;)
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• #3748
seriously though lovely scrabble-specific story, bro
obviously Chicago artist Nathan Wright doesnt have the dodge tool in photoshop.