Epic win

Posted on
Page
of 650
  • obviously Chicago artist Nathan Wright doesnt have the dodge tool in photoshop.

  • At least he predicted the rise of the 80s vintage clothing.

  • oh man. much as i hate to nominate myself two wins in two days*

    *aside, i don't hate it at all. i LIVE for it.

    but i just did a cracking, albeit entirely unintentional, dad joke win.

    a few weeks back i saw these cute little scrabble tile pendants in the sunday times magazine. the missus (who's a big scrabble fan) was away on holiday at the time so i thought, "that'll make a nice gift" and ordered one with her initial on. they sold out due to the times piece, so took a while but turned up today.

    the lady friend just rang me from the flat to say "guess what i'm wearing?" after a few not very funny and intentionally wrong guesses she told me. i asked her to send me a picture. the picture just arrived. a close up of the chestal area with the scrabble tile pendant perched on top.

    without thinking i replied

    "nice rack".

    hehehe

  • cool story bro..

  • maybe you didn't understand what i said because it's so funny. i said "NICE RACK!"

    ahahhahahaha

    ohhhh

    *wipes eyes

  • nice rack!

  • like in scrabble!

  • After spending a fortune on some summer kids clothes in Next I was given a scrap of paper together with a receipt. It turned out the girl at the check out decided that I know who to take care of a female.

    I'm married and I was there with a child. What makes you think I have any cash left over to treat you to a date/gifts? Silly girl - find someone single with a hedge fund.

  • i'm wasted on you people.

  • especially you phil.

    i will hunt you down and i will kill you.

  • After spending a fortune on some summer kids clothes in Next I was given a scrap of paper together with a receipt. It turned out the girl at the check out decided that I know who to take care of a female.

    I'm married and I was there with a child. What makes you think I have any cash left over to treat you to a date/gifts? Silly girl - find someone single with a hedge fund.

    Which next and do you think I need to borrow a child?

  • Which next

    It's *what *next.

    and yes.

    what for?

  • which for?

  • i'm wasted on you people.

  • or maybe just wasted

  • Which next and do you think I need to borrow a child?

    I'd like to protect her identity. Anyway, she's got a quite high threshold of initial spendings in place. And you'd have to be good looking like me*

    *)a lie

  • or maybe just wasted

    don't you think it's too early?

  • oh man. much as i hate to nominate myself two wins in two days*

    *aside, i don't hate it at all. i LIVE for it.

    but i just did a cracking, albeit entirely unintentional, dad joke win.

    a few weeks back i saw these cute little scrabble tile pendants in the sunday times magazine. the missus (who's a big scrabble fan) was away on holiday at the time so i thought, "that'll make a nice gift" and ordered one with her initial on. they sold out due to the times piece, so took a while but turned up today.

    the lady friend just rang me from the flat to say "guess what i'm wearing?" after a few not very funny and intentionally wrong guesses she told me. i asked her to send me a picture. the picture just arrived. a close up of the chestal area with the scrabble tile pendant perched on top.

    without thinking i replied

    "nice rack".

    hehehe

    I'd like those two minutes of my life back please dooks

  • maybe you didn't understand. i said...

    OH NEVER MIND!

  • *flounce

  • keep going dooksy, i've been needing a monologue for a script i'm writing..

    ;)

  • seriously though lovely scrabble-specific story, bro

  • Post a reply
    • Bold
    • Italics
    • Link
    • Image
    • List
    • Quote
    • code
    • Preview
About

Epic win

Posted by Avatar for  

Actions