• Christ, I definitely need to put a bit more effort into my new bike!

    I'm currently considering completing this evening's circles carrying a box of M&S tuna salad.

    Clarification:

    1. My new bike will be fixed.

    2. The salad is intended for someone who was jealous of a box I ate the other day. I will be meeting them after the circles.

    I am now going to stop writing.

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