Any question answered...

Apparently her boyfriend is a Boxercise instructor.... so clearly a wanker.

Most cuntish occupation ive ever heard.

It says it all, doesn't it... WAFC.

You are clever arent you. If I wasnt special needs at maths I might work this sort of thing out for myself.

Your answer is more concise than the Nasa people:
http://astrobiology.nasa.gov/ask-an-astrobiologist/question/?id=14416

Assuming the suggested size is right ~4km dia., and the lunatic who made the video is right (he isn't) that it's a brown dwarf and not a comet, the mass of the object is about 1/10,000,000th that of the moon (add 1 or 2 extra 0s if it's a normal ball of dirty ice) and it's closest approach is about 100 times the distance to the moon, which makes it's gravitational pull on the earth about 1e-11 (really 1e-12 to 1e-13) times that of the moon. The pull of the moon, on the other hand, varies by about 10% between apogee and perigee.

If in doubt, do the math.

Remember - short sharp shock.

I prefer shock and awe myself

Is there anything mdcc_tester DOESN'T know?

how magnets work

Is there anything mdcc_tester can't read about on Wikipedia and pertain to know all about it?

Fixed that for you.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Remember - short sharp shock.

Like ripping off a band-aid?

...a band-aid on my BROKEN HEART?????

or sticking plaster or whatever you blokes call them

a boo boo bandage.

clag

I had a t-Shirt many years ago which had an elastoplast box printed on the front.

It read:
E lastoplast for those nasty trips.

The E was like the fila F.

#truestory

Fixed that for you.

You have to know which question to ask; in this case, finding the size of the object and the approximate density of different kinds of star from a google search, then combining that with a basic knowledge of Newtonian gravity gets us to an first order approximation of the answer.

What did you use for your model; your ego?

Do anyone know a really funny joke that's less than 20 words, but not too dark.

I've checked the thread and there's nothing that's quite hitting it.

Edscoble.

.....***not ***too dark.

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Hadn't heard this one before:

Did you hear the joke about the gay magician?

Disappeared with a poof!

Doesn't fit the really funny need though.

Do anyone know a really funny joke that's less than 20 words, but not too dark.

Knock Knock

who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

^nerged