Bike porn

1. No slack chains.
   
2. No badly adjusted saddles.
   
3. No Shimano unless it's Dura Ace
   

4. No aluminium - ever, under any circumstances.

5. Only post pictures of bikes that exemplify the perfect marriage of form and function, a masterpiece of aesthetics and craftmanship.

6. Memorise every bike already posted, and never, ever repost.

7. No matter how beautiful it may be, never, ever post your own bike

That's it. I think.

Thanks, nice rules. However, I have a slight quibble with s.walrus' point 2. I'm new here and this thread is now 904 pages long at 50 posts per page. If every post was a picture(s) of sexy bikes and nothing else I'd be happy to read it all, however, most of it is crap/opinion/dispute and I genuinely don't have the time to go through it all. So, I'll take my chances if I find anything else I consider porn and decide to post it but I think I get the gist now.

Thanks again, on with the show...