De Beauvoir Cycle Gang Strikes Again

Was that an admission to being a drug courier?

You move rocks on a moped, not on a fixie.

I'd use a wheel barrow.

what's RPM got to do with the Caribean.I grew up in dalston ,it's has the good ,the bad and ugly ,like any inner london area it has a soul and character .What pisses me off is the overspill for hoxton ,all these hipster pussyholes thinking they're cool ,walking round like they own the place

What I don't like is jumped up little pricks that think they own the place thinking that everyone without an attitude problem and their jeans around there arse is a jumped up hipster pussyhole...

What if you have been living in hackney ten/fifteen/twenty years and you have to be concerned that someone that uses the term 'pussyhole' decides you're a jumped up hipster, when actually...you're not...

While we are at it...can you not use the term 'pussyhole' again? as I find it as offensive as fuck...ok? You can use ass hole if you like...as everyone has an asshole...though you are insinuating that those with a 'pussy' are weaker than those without...which clearly we are not...as if it wasn't for dem pussyholes you wouldn't be here doh....Innit?

Well said.

repeat ad nauseum

chokalateboywonder has not made any friends yet

She mentioned that she is buying a 3 bed flat in Dalston for £650,000.

You can guess the cost of a house by the number of fancy dress parties in the locale.

what's RPM

Real Pricey Mortgage?

Rental Prices Moving?

While we are at it...can you not use the term 'pussyhole' again? as I find it as offensive as fuck...ok?

+1.

Can't continue the rant. I've just been shanked by an Ikea chair which broke under my weight.
I think to get to the A&E to check if my pancreas is still in one piece.

It was probably from Dalston.

Tottenham. It was from Tottenham.

More talk of the sports cave please.

Got in contact with one of my ex-girlfriends today to ask about the cat.

She mentioned that she is buying a 3 bed flat in Dalston for £650,000.

Honest to god- can you spend that much to (on purpose!) live in Hackney now?

Ah, but she's not moving to Hackney, she's moving to Dalston. :)

Yes, Dalston is being gentrified regenerated.

And the meaning of 'RPM' is still a complete mystery.

Got in contact with one of my ex-girlfriends today to ask about the cat.

She mentioned that she is buying a 3 bed flat in Dalston for £650,000.

Honest to god- can you spend that much to (on purpose!) live in Hackney now?

Yep. I sold my 2 bed flat in De Beauvoir for a fair bit back in 2007. You'd be surprised what people are prepared to pay for the pleasure of getting mugged or beaten up on their doorstep

Yep. I sold my 2 bed flat in De Beauvoir for a fair bit back in 2007. You'd be surprised what people are prepared to pay for the pleasure of getting mugged or beaten up on their doorstep

I blame Bruce and his love for natives.

no at all ,it's a term used in the carribean as a noun meaning lot's of things like motherfucker in the U.S .Unless you have roots there i don't want to know.When i was growing in dalston ,these same pussyholes would hold their bags.

what is RPM anybody???????????

RPM is a guy on here. A good man. If he has any Caribbean inside him at all it's only cos he got some jerk chicken on the way home.

Oh dear.

Chocklat... Well said. As a member of an earlier wave of mostly middle class mostly home counties mostly meedia kids... I know how stupid we looked in Oxton back in '95-2000, same happening in Dalston for the last five years. Thing is, like Wingedangel said, you're making assumptions ... Not all the hip people you see round your manor will be idiots. Just about half, probably.

Remember what Portobello was like in the mid 80s? I do. Then it went 'posh'. Thing is, what makes it still special, still portobello, is that^ despite the twats, the 'rise of the idiots', it's still got what it had; history... Pnce stately victoriana, massive houses all split into flats and shabby by the end of WW2, slum landlords filling streets populated by old London working class, Irish, Portuguese, & Carribbean influxes, and then the hipsters started arriving in the 70s I guess.

Still, it's got identity, in spite of the David Cameron set - in spite of the twats.

What I am saying is: embrace the change, and fight the twats... at the same time.

Can't continue the rant. I've just been shanked by an Ikea chair which broke under my weight.
I think to get to the A&E to check if my pancreas is still in one piece.

you got got a crew runnin tings in St Pancreas, too?!

what is RPM anybody???????????

Just leave it! Nobody will tell you (nothing bad, racist nor offensive - just grumpy).

And don't use *"pussyhole"*ting. It's not a Caribbean word and it's not nice, really. It's British and intimidating. It's like a verbal equivalent of pushing your forehead against somebody else's chin.

And the problem with De Beauvoir is not exactly Black kids robbing posh white hispters, isn't it? Don't take it personally - it affects all the local communities.

Basically, people have problem with some bored cunts who like to violently change the ownership of shiny things they like the look of.

Nobody will tell you

Thread read fail. :)

And don't use *"pussyhole"*ting. It's not a Caribbean word and it's not nice, really. It's British and intimidating. It's like a verbal equivalent of pushing your forehead against somebody else's chin.

Indeed. Not big or clever, though it can be quite funny when it's all third parties misjudging things and getting a kicking for it.

no at all ,it's a term used in the carribean as a noun meaning lot's of things like motherfucker in the U.S .Unless you have roots there i don't want to know.When i was growing in dalston ,these same pussyholes would hold their bags.

Well...thanks for the lesson in dalston patois, though it's still as offensive as fuck and still sounds like the type of language that bigoted homophobic misogynists use, just before they make a rash judgement about someone carrying a 'manbag' so please, pretty please with sugar on top ...you want to offend someone please call them a motherfucker instead, ok?

thanks

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