me: (fuck, he's gonna kick off about my internet use I know it.. prepare defence.. Always at desk.. Don't smoke so don't fuck off every twenty minutes for a fag break.. all my work is totally, totally up to date and I bagged that massive Network 10 job for the Royal Wedding).. Sure.
Boss: Can we have a chat?
me: (bit nervous) Sure thing
Boss: in the meeting room
me: (fuck, he's gonna kick off about my internet use I know it.. prepare defence.. Always at desk.. Don't smoke so don't fuck off every twenty minutes for a fag break.. all my work is totally, totally up to date and I bagged that massive Network 10 job for the Royal Wedding).. Sure.
Boss: We're going to give you a raise..
win