Unipack / Create / Sports Direct singlespeed track bikes?

Create bikes are really good. Excellent value for money, and probably exactly what you need. save yourself the hassle of looking around for the best deal, and go with the Create.

Very dangerous irony for the casual viewer. People take this sort of stuff literally and before you know it, you've got another snapped crank embedded in someone's forehead, and it'll be on your conscience.