Anyone know any good dating agencies?

No problem. Was fun to play you along for those 3 months.

Now my photos were genuine.... where were yours from?

It was fruit cider yadda yadda.

You remember that but not the cry-wank you had over me?

Personally, I still can't get the stains out.

I pass it off as toothpaste though so don't feel guilty.

That beer will be on me, sir.

As long as I don't have to lick it off, I'll look forward to it.

Its bleak but its not that bleak.

Waitrose IS a dating site.

Man, I buy healthy, cool products in there just in case some cute girl ends up behind me in the queue for the registers.

"oooh, he's buying garlic... he must be an excellent cook. ooooh, and red wine, very sophisticated and lots of fresh veg... he's obviously very health conscious... I bet he's ripped under that shirt"

Damn! I've been sussed!

What the fuck is Badoo and how the fuck have they got my name, age and location - meaning that the third result down in a google search for me suggests that I'm a "25 year old guy looking for casual flings in London"?

Fucks sake.

That's not to say I'm not, but I wish they'd asked me first.

Ha! Just goolged your name. Answering ad in 3, 2, 1....

seems like someone you know signed up, gave them their gmail/msn login details and they nicked all their contacts details.

Ha! Just goolged your name. Answering ad in 3, 2, 1....

It was your googling last time that shat me up and made me go through my 3 month legal wrangling with bloody myspace to remove a profile I made when I was about 17!

Just when I thought I had finally cleaned up all trace of myself online this fucking Badoo bastard rears its ugly head.

I haven't even got any dates out of it.

It was your googling last time that shat me up and made me go through my 3 month legal wrangling with bloody myspace to remove a profile I made when I was about 17!

Just when I thought I had finally cleaned up all trace of myself online this fucking Badoo bastard rears its ugly head.

:-D glad to be of help.

Internet ghost is hard to achieve... with the exception of LinkedIn, i am there.

And this bastard:
http://www.coursework.info/GCSE/English_Literature/Prose_Fiction/By_Author/John_Steinbeck/How_do_the_characters_in___145_Of_Mice_a_L9439.html

Honestly. What the shit? How does this stuff end up out there? The internet is full of bastards, I've decided.

The internet is full of bastards, I've decided.

Congratulations you've passed internet studies key stage 1.

next up... stage 2. A/S/L - safe or not safe?

And this bastard:
http://www.coursework.info/GCSE/English_Literature/Prose_Fiction/By_Author/John_Steinbeck/How_do_the_characters_in___145_Of_Mice_a_L9439.html

How the fuck does that kind of thing appear!?!

I probably avoided that by being generally shit at school.

How did you find it?

3rd page of results for my name :(

I reckon my teacher just sold our essays in bulk to this place for a bit of pocket money.

Mrs Anne Whorwood, I'm coming for you...

Whorwood? ;)

I know. Poor woman, a single-sex school full of hormonal boys.

She never stood a chance.

She probably sold our papers to pay for counselling.

So says Ed Mental. Ha ha ha ha

I know your name now.

Wanna hook up?