Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Inspired by Sumo's success with a Visp, I chanced £150 or so with some dude in China who certainly came up with what he promised, which was nice: Frame, forks, headset and seatpost.
The rest is as it looks.
Which, now I take a closer look is a weird stem length and angle which feels fine when you ride it...
Turns out that the eigthinch bars are an odd-ish size (26.0mm) which limited stem choice.
No holes for a bottle holder was annoying as I now have to cycle with what appears to be a bidon about to be fired from my arse.
And yes, I know that the Gatorskins logos don't line up with the valves...

Anything inspired by Sumos visp is surely cursed?

*sorry