A Faux Fixie Fuckwit on blue bike of penge draws up to the lights.
"Do you have a rear brake"
"No."
"But you are riding single speed not fixed"
"Yes"
"What would you do if your front brake cable snaps?
"Does that happen a lot?"
"Yes it does happen, so how would you stop, or would you use your face as a brake"
FFF points to his poor fitting possibly toys r us full face helmet.
Cue hilarity from matt and myself.
Despite his flounce Matt's contact details are in the phone no's section, and he is willing to corroborate.
Riding in with Mattha this morning.
A Faux Fixie Fuckwit on blue bike of penge draws up to the lights.
"Do you have a rear brake"
"No."
"But you are riding single speed not fixed"
"Yes"
"What would you do if your front brake cable snaps?
"Does that happen a lot?"
"Yes it does happen, so how would you stop, or would you use your face as a brake"
FFF points to his poor fitting possibly toys r us full face helmet.
Cue hilarity from matt and myself.
Despite his flounce Matt's contact details are in the phone no's section, and he is willing to corroborate.