• Riding in with Mattha this morning.

    A Faux Fixie Fuckwit on blue bike of penge draws up to the lights.

    "Do you have a rear brake"
    "No."
    "But you are riding single speed not fixed"
    "Yes"
    "What would you do if your front brake cable snaps?
    "Does that happen a lot?"
    "Yes it does happen, so how would you stop, or would you use your face as a brake"
    FFF points to his poor fitting possibly toys r us full face helmet.

    Cue hilarity from matt and myself.

    Despite his flounce Matt's contact details are in the phone no's section, and he is willing to corroborate.

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