I don't actually know what anyone looks like. I perceive everyone as featureless mannequins with their usernames on Post-It notes stuck to their foreheads.
In other news, if anyone happened to be riding their bikes later, now would be a good time to waggle their smallest allen key in all those cuts on their tyres, and see if there's anything crunchy in there which needs to be removed…
I don't actually know what anyone looks like. I perceive everyone as featureless mannequins with their usernames on Post-It notes stuck to their foreheads.
In other news, if anyone happened to be riding their bikes later, now would be a good time to waggle their smallest allen key in all those cuts on their tyres, and see if there's anything crunchy in there which needs to be removed…