um, how about a Moulton? or a mixte? Pashley Guv'nor? classic English tourer?
I'm sure this thread has been invaluable to a great many people and will continue to be, but extending it's remit to "speculation about & stalking of people who do not fit preconcieved notions of the typical London fixie-skidder" does not strike me as a positive development.
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