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Why the emphasised 'DO'? Surely the 'fuck off' in that sentence warrants the greater phonetic prominence. (It makes me wonder whether you truly want me to fuck off!) Applying stress in this way – at the beginning of your sentence – is reminiscent of the way stroppy X Factor pop gypsy Cher Lloyd talked while on the show. But you probably don't need me to remind you of that, as you're probably her biggest fan, and probably collect all her CDs, downloads and posters etc. What with you being a massive screaming gaylord.

wow.
this is one of the most immature things i've read in a long time.
"massive gaylord" ...seriously?