Stolen bikes

I wouldn't tell people if I don't care I look scruffy? Listen, I never pretend to be anything. Would you diss me to my face, or is this something you only do in front of your screen?

Anyway point is, just cause you don't look like a hipst.. sorry, lfgsser, doesn't mean you're a bike thief, or even dodgy.

Did you miss the winky smilie? I think after 20 years of living in south east London (plus 20 years of not) I know what dodgy looks like. As for trying to call me out as some kind of keyboard ninja you're barking up the wrong tree mate. Come to souths drinks (I'm well overdue a visit this year) and I'll buy you a beer.

Would I diss you to your face? Yes if I thought you were being a twat. And I wouldn't expect anything less in return if I was being a plonker to someone in public.