Polo in the News

I donno, this is pretty funny:

However, try leaving the house and going somewhere cool like The Old Blue Last in a skin-tight lycra number and those of the mushroom haircut and Dr. Marten’s will laugh you out of Shoreditch forever (unless you bought it from American Apparel). We couldn’t have that because, you know, that’s where you’ll meet people who you’ll pretend to like because they can get you into the Macbeth for free.

I only skimmed it, though.