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platini must be jealous as he only gets a fuck, not fuck in the arse.

I don't understand your point.

What business of yours is my sexuality?

If I wanted to get 'fucked in the arse' 24/7 it would have fuck-all to do with you, you homophobic twat.

I know you won't mind me pointing this out...

Beers lacks the functionality of the forum. No 'ignore' button. More difficult to look at other stuff people have said to see if they're worth engaging with. Almost impossible to use memes effectively. The only consolation really is the beer itself.

You can drink beer on the forum. I'm doing it now. Functionality and consolation.

You can drink beer on the forum. I'm doing it now. Functionality and consolation.

This is true. You can also watch Top Gun on the forum as you drink your beer. It is full of win.

No, I am with BMMF on this; forum 'personas' are a myth. The only time I have found someone different in real life to how they are on here was when I discovered Balki was not a middle aged German woman. Other than that I think what people write on here is a very good guide to what they are like.

What about that Pistonator, laa? You know, that divvy scouser that hates cock-o-neys...dresses like a proper melt...Loves those arrow thingys-> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. He's nice, right?

what does it mean when people say 'have chips on your shoulders'?

longitudinally sliced potatoes.

Haha. This makes for a fun cheeky Tuesday morning read! Stay safe