Football

We all know of a player that seemed head and shoulders better than their peers and you'd bet your life they'd be the one to make it and it turns out to be someone else. I thought Nigel Quasie was better than his cousin Rio F.

Nigel's not related to Rio. Sir Les is though. As well as that useless cretin Anton. Anton's a good championship player at best and Rio will always be known as the bloke who "forgot" to take a drug test because blood boosters were the last thing flying round his body.