Football

Quite proud of this one and so a sneak preview before it hit the CSG site:

Fulham Away

Monday evening's weather is a little difficult to predict. Some indications are that, after a wet weekend, we should be in for a sunny but chilly snap. Other indications are that the wet mild weather may last a day longer and give rain and warm temperatures on Monday evening. Best bet is to look out side. If the sun is shining in the afternoon, wear warm clothing. If it is raining, wear waterproof stuff.

My mailbag has been full of questions in the last week or so. I have ignored most of them. Some things are best kept between my doctor and me. Others, only my wife will ever know. The most asked question, however, concerns hairbands. The answer is simple. Torres has given them up so that you don't need to start. There will be no discussion on this topic. Hairbands are inappropriate for middle aged balding men. Just accept the idea.

The next issue is a vexed one. I have spoken at length and with authority on the subject of snoods. They are not to be worn. They are banned among playing staff at Chelsea and should not be worn by supporters either. Even ManU have banned them, which sadly exposed Rooney's neck to us all. And then Platini steps in and suggests that UEFA will ban them.

I hate Platini and UEFA and so how should I react when he agrees with me? Should I countenance defiance or simply let his remarks pass? The answer is that morality comes from a higher authority than UEFA. The fact that UEFA have enunciated something that ought to have been apparent to everyone, does not denigrate the intrinsic morality of the situation. Don't wear snoods. If Platini told the world to drink water, it would not be reason to die of thirst. Mind you, the muppet is more likely to ban water and other refreshments during games that advocate something that might enhance performance and assist well being.

And so to Fulham, that refuge of rugby supporters and young Australian professionals. "I wanted to go and see premier league football and so I bought a season ticket to Fulham, you can see them all there. Wayne Rooney, Stevie Gerrard. It's great". It's difficult to hate Fulham. I can manage it. So can you.

Remember, you are Chelsea and Chelsea is style.