Football

'cos (as ever these days) he's all over the BBC whinging and complaining. Interviewed yesterday saying the stadium selection process is flawed. Also appearing on BBC Saturday football prog, in which he admitted he knew very little about football, then proceeded to pontificate at great length about football matters.

If I wasn't already not paying for a TV licence, I definitely wouldn't now.

Alans Sugars hissy fit on Sky News because poor little Tottenham have not been named preferred occupant for the Olympic Stadium is ACE!

"If Newham Council can contribute £40m to the WH scheme....then Harringay should give Tottenham a £250m mortgage over 25 years if the want Tottenham to stay" was just one of the gems.

Hahahaha.......the cockney melt!