What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

In case people aren't completely sure, it ain't just the ra-ra set wearing deck shoes these days; every fuckwit, myself included I hate to say, has been sporting them of late.

I didn't even know they're in fashion.
I had them, because my clients would usually pay for Sheratons and Westins abroad and we go out eating and drinking in the evening wearing boat shoes, cords, checked shirts and jumpers over our shoulders to pretend it's not client who pays for us galavanting around foreign towns.