Any question answered...

Coffee - makes mouth smell of socks
Coca-cola - Makes insides into liquid
Red Bull/V/Mother - Must be fucking horrible for you... also keeps me up all night.

Anyone got an alternative? Im having the 2:00pm slump in a big way...

Preferably, this will be a natural remedy derived from a chinese root and brewed into tea or something.

Aren't you from Melbourne?

Speed. Duh.

Fucking immos.