Why Are Cyclists So Hated...

I do not recycle
I drive a petrol engined 4x4 which struggles to do 25 to the gallon
My windows are single glazed and often open whilst the heating is on
I dispose and buy new rather than repair
People think I'm some eco green tree hugging moral high ground veggie because I ride a bike and hate me because of it

I imagine this is tongue in cheek.. although if not, I think you may be misunderstanding the reasons why people would hate you.