• OK just got home, before i forget here are 3 funny things that happened in the space of me/xander/sumo leaving the pub;

    1. New bar girl comes outside only to own up to owning the white Mixte frame which is S/S with a front brakk only. We had a jovial go at her telling her to ride fixed to which she replies "Nah its safe, this is a good frame" Coz that's gonna save ya...

    2. I have no idea what xander and sumo said to that chap on the MTB but he was NOT happy i overtook him, came burning past onto the Bricklayers roundabout, wtf!??!

    3. Jamaica Rd. Was perfecting my trackstanding skills at the lights and may have missed the green coz i was looking too awesome. Rather than marvel at my skills the car behind starts pipping to which i jump out of the blocks like a jack russel with its ass on fire. 20 secs later a 1-series BMW comes past me with two chaps staring at me. Ninja outfit on they don't do much as i could be Bruce Lee under there, so burn off into the night only for them to be scuppered by the lights further down. Timed the change and then destroyed the bus lane to Rotherhithe roundabout. No sight of the BMW. Morel of the story - take you dads car home and tell him to stop buying diesel engines the tight cunt.

    Rant over, wicked night, see y'all soon.

    Over & Out,

    OSR.

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