How long will you continue cycling?

I could consider a Brompton to solve the storage (not that I can afford to even look at one nowadays), but I'd still be screwed for a shower.

Not happy.

Brompton shmompton. Build up a beater. beaters are ace. fat tyres, bombproof wheels, a bit heavier than you'd like, use the ugly bike protection syndrome.

Getting to hot? cycle slower.