Hey! Don't overtake me pedalling like a mofo when I'm ambling along like you're some fucking Mark Cavendish in a long coat on a conversion muthafucka and then slow down when you get ahead of me!?!?! That, my friend, is a retarded challenge... I took you out, even tho' I looked like a twat when I skidded 'round the corner into my street... 180rpm brakless (at least) coming down Railton Road so that was a tough corner for an old man with a bad back... Still fucked you tho'... #drunk#victorious
Hey! Don't overtake me pedalling like a mofo when I'm ambling along like you're some fucking Mark Cavendish in a long coat on a conversion muthafucka and then slow down when you get ahead of me!?!?! That, my friend, is a retarded challenge... I took you out, even tho' I looked like a twat when I skidded 'round the corner into my street... 180rpm brakless (at least) coming down Railton Road so that was a tough corner for an old man with a bad back... Still fucked you tho'...
#drunk #victorious