Spotted...

Red steel Langster being ridden through Alexandra Palace park around 7.45am by a bespectacled male wearing a 'Night Vision' combination of flouro top and black overtrousers. I was stood with my 5 month old puppy, who I've only had since Saturday and who is shit scared of everything London still, chatting to a lady with a Husky just off the main path. Both dogs were on lead and mine was looking at you as you rode towards us. You rather helpfully decided to freewheel as you neared us and then performed the most cuntish thing I think I've ever witnessed. You decided to do a back brake skid towards both dogs on the gravel. Naturally this caused a reaction in the dogs, however you decided to shout "control your fucking animals" to us.

I doubt you are on here, or would own up if you were, but just in case please be aware that if you do this to my dog ever again he will be under control but I will not. I'll make sure you stop and as well as explaining to you what a complete and utter cunt you are, I will cut your fucking brake cables which should be amazing fun for you as it's a hilly area. I'm not a particularly vindictive person but for you I will carry my side cutters on my morning walk as I'm sure this is your normal commute and we will probably meet again. Hopefully you'll be nicer next time.

#rant over

Always the Langster Steel owners isn't it?