Did your bike get stolen last night? (found charge mixer)

In the interests of objectivity and presenting un-biased views, can we please have some opinions from middle-class White people on this?

Well if you're asking...

I think the chances of finding the owner are slim at best, and she should stroll on down to the local police station at her earliest convenience.

Whether people like or not, the Police are the people tasked with sorting out crimes, obviously including bike theft, so should be the first port of call.

Verdict, She's a crime fighting vigilante without a cape, and her special power is the power of Purchase. Was there an exchange of a receipt when buying it off the traveller?