Did your bike get stolen last night? (found charge mixer)

What this thread needs is more people reading the thread and not understanding why the things in the thread happened and then posting in the thread asking people why the things in the thread happened and then people explaining why the things that happened in the thread happened. That would make this thread better.

I haven't read the whole thread, so this will have been said: "Bravo Nikola"

(call the rozzers to fingerprint the bike? - maybe they wouldn't be interested...)